Adventures in Tempe, AZ: How to Pretend You are in College Again (but realize your glory years have passed)

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1 Part= Go to a work conference, bring play-doh and spend much of the time texting jokes back and forth with co-worker.

1 Part= Stay out hours past your bedtime, eating greasy food and drinking cheap beer, talking about how times have changed since we were in college and wondering how the shorts have gotten even shorter.

1 Part= Push yourself wayyy out of your comfort zone and drink the strawberry slushee drink with the super cheap rum that makes you feel intoxicated just from the fumes.

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Tempe Mission Palms Hotel and Conference Center

Upside: Beautiful grounds, great service, extremely comfortable beds and conference services offers a โ€œsnack shackโ€ during breaks from the program fully stocked with endless snacks and drinks, unique and awesome.

Downside: Super hot in Arizona, last time I checked hotels cannot control the weather though.

Who this place is for: Families visiting their kids at Arizona State, conferences, really anyone looking for a good time.

Who this place is NOT for: People who are allergic to the sun.

๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ/5

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Fat Tuesday-Mill Street Tempe, AZ

Went for: Happy hour drinks

Upside: Cheap drinks and an attempt to feel young again.

Downside: Feeling like youโ€™re 100.

Who this place is for: College students who have just turned 21 and donโ€™t know the difference between good and bad liquor and/or people with good fake IDs looking for a good time.

Who this place is NOT for: Self-respecting adults.

What to get: Peach Bellini slushee drink- cheap champagne is apparently better than cheap anything else.

๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ/5

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El Jefe-Mill Street Tempe, AZ

Went for: Dinner

Upside: Good happy hour, good tacos, piรฑatas.

Downside: College bar, crazy town, and you canโ€™t hit said piรฑatas.

Who this place is for: College students who canโ€™t afford anything else, adults look for a fun time and to relive their youth.

Who this place is NOT for: People looking for an authentic experience.

What to get: Any of the tacos and Dos Equis.

๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ.5/5

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Pedal Haus Brewery-Mill Street Tempe, AZ

Went for: Lunch

Upside: Great atmosphere for adults, beer was good, food was good.

Downside: I would imagine it would get crazy at night like all other places on Mill Street.

Who this place is for: Craft beer fans.

Who this place is NOT for: Non craft beer lovers.

What to get: Fish and chips-surprisingly not fishy and delicious.

๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ.5/5

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Zipps Sports Grill-Mill Street Tempe, AZ

Went for: Second dinner and drinks.

Upside: Every sport you could imagine on all the TVs.

Downside: Every sport you could imagine on all the TVs. Starving waitresses (or their metabolisms havenโ€™t slowed down like ours yet).

Who this place is for: College students, men of any age who appreciate starving waitresses in shorts if that is what you can call them.

Who this place is NOT for: People over 30 who like conversations.

What to get: MOAB (mother of all brownies), took 5 of us, but totally worth it.

๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ.5/5

Moral= Tempe is an excellent spot to go for a work conference, girlโ€™s trip, guyโ€™s trip, romantic trip, vacation from adulthoodโ€ฆbut go in the winter and maybe get a spray tan first and go shopping at Forever 21.

-GOA

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